Friday, September 19, 2008

Have it your way, indeed.

awesome.

Gnocchi a la Thomas Keller AKA manna from Heaven


Last night I was up late. Really late. I suppose it ended up technically turning into early rather than late at some point. Anyway, when I'm up and can't sleep, I tend to do two things: clean and cook. Having cleaned my entire living room, dining room and kitchen and still not being tired, I decided to cook something.

"What should I cook?", I asked myself unnecessarily. Who asks themselves questions?

It dawned on me while flipping through my many tomes of culinary instruction: gnocchi.

Potato gnocchi, specifically. Gnocchi (or the singular gnoccho) means "lump" or "little lump" in Italian, depending on who you ask. Although in the past (mostly due to a prep job I had), I used to make gnocchi multiple times a week, it's probably been a good year since I've made any. I wanted to find a trusted recipe, something with credentials (not because I forgot how to make it, but moreso just to mix it up a little. I like to live on the edge, people). I looked through some internet recipes and I eventually decided upon a standard recipe by Mario Batali. Mario Batali is badass at Italian food, so why wouldn't a classic dish be equally badass?

Then something occurred to me: I own over 100 cookbooks and I rarely, if ever, make anything from them. Now, I'll admit I use them extensively to find inspiration and for ideas, but I almost never cook a recipe directly out of one of them. So I flipped through a few to see if any had gnocchi recipes and I happened upon my shiny, barely used copy of The French Laundry Cookbook. There are not many recipes in this cook that one can make without 3 days of prep, some grade A foie gras and an immersion circulator. This book is intense, but there are a few recipes that are pretty simple and relatively quick. Potato gnocchi is one such recipe.

Having decided what I was going to cook and how I was going to cook it, I set out to make said potato dumplings. The ingredients were simple: potatoes, eggs, flour, salt and a few specialized pieces of equipment (a ricer, board scraper). I won't chronicle what I did step-by-step (maybe in the future... plus there's the whole copyright issue and I can't afford to be sued for hundreds of thousands of dollars at this point in my life), but I will say two things. First off, these took a little over two hours to make, start to finish (more than half that time is cooking the potatoes). Secondly, let me just say that these gnocchi were awesome little fluffy pillows of culinary sexiness. Like I said, I didn't take pictures of the entire process, but if you want to see a detailed video (not mine, obviously) of the whole technique, Click Here.

They were easily the lightest, and dare I say "best," gnocchi I've ever made or even eaten. I'm thinking about making them en masse and shipping them to my friends and family.

Now according to the book, this recipe makes 20 dozen gnocchi. That's 240. That's a lot. Apparently, The French Laundry uses tiny gnocchi because I made maybe half that amount and mine weren't particularly gigantic. Even so, I can't really eat that many gnocchi at one time and everyone else in the house was sleeping, so I IQF'd the whole mess for later (a picture of which is at the top of this post). Gnocchi is one of those foods that can be frozen and re-heated fabulously without any real loss in quality.

You may notice that my gnocchi don't have the characteristic grooves often associated with potato gnocchi. Well, there's a good reason mine don't have them: I'm lazy. And plus they're pretty soft when they're fresh, so it was kind of a bitch trying roll each one on the tines of a fork (as I don't have a fancy $3 gnocchi board).

Number of times the word "gnocchi" appears in this post: 16, not including the text immediately proceeding this tally.

...something I forgot to mention (or, "the one criticism I have"): for every 2 pounds of potatoes, this recipes calls for 2 tablespoons of salt. I found this to be a bit much. I'd suggest cutting it back to maybe 1 tablespoon of salt and don't even bother salting the cooking water.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Cooking Class #1 - Scallops

note: I apologize ahead of time for switching back and forth between "we" and "i" in this post.

Alright, so this isn't (or wasn't) a cooking "class" per se, but it was an... instructional exercise. Anyway, here's how it went down:

Every so often, a friend of mine wants to learn how to cook something. Basically, my friends are all greedy bastards and want to steal my over-priced culinary education that I SLAVED OVER FOR TWO LONG YEARS!! Er, sorry. What I meant to say is that they wish for me to share my vast culinary experience and knowledge with them, so as to improve their quality of life.

So, yeah. A few years ago, I showed a friend of mine how to properly pan-sear fish. After doing that for some time and becoming increasingly interested in making something a little different, he wanted to learn how to make sauces to accompany said pan-seared foodages. I wanted to try to showcase different flavor profiles, but utilizing the same protein. I also wanted it to be fairly easy, so that he would actually try and make them again. So we went to the grocery store and I told him to pick out a protein and we'd come up with a few preparations around it. His first pick was ground beef, but we ended mutually agreeing that we didn't want meatloaf two ways, so he decided to go with scallops. The store we were in didn't carry scallops for some reason, so we called around and found one that did. After coming up with a few base ideas for preparations in my head, we walked around and tried to get "inspired" with whatever the store had to offer. I was originally planning a dish with figs, but the store didn't have them fresh or dried, so I switched it up, since I realized that I could now get butternut squash. Butternut squash season, oh how I love thee.

We got the things we needed (supplemented with my pantry at home) and set up our two dishes. I decided to go with something a little "nicer" and something more rustic, once again to try and capitalize on the whole "duality" idea I had going. We ended up doing a duo of pan-seared scallops: one prep was with a raw corn salsa and a crispy julienne of corn tortilla, and the second was a roasted butternut squash puree, balsamic brown butter with crispy pancetta and a garnish of fuji apples. This is how we did it:

I started out by cleaning my entire kitchen top to bottom. Let me just say, when you decided to start any sort of cooking project, clean the crap out of your kitchen. Empty sink, empty trash can, empty dishwasher. It will save you infinite amounts of time and frustration.

After all that business was concluded, I got all my mise en place for the dishes and separated them into their respective preparations. I laid out the mise for the butternut squash prep first, because it was going to take longer, so I wanted to knock it out first. I laid out my scallops (coincidentally, I actually had some scallops already in my fridge, so that boosted what I had to work with), squash, apples, butter (both for the sauce and for the squash), lemon and balsamic reduction. Also, I forget to take a picture with the rest of it, but I pulled out some pancetta. The balsamic reduction was previously made, but I'll include the recipe with the rest of it. I wanted to start the puree as soon as possible, since that was easily going to be the longest cooking item on the menu.


We started off by peeling the squash, scooping out the seeds and roughly dicing it.


I tossed it with a little olive oil, salt and pepper and put it in a baking dish in a 350 degree oven.


Next I took the pancetta and did a medium-ish dice on that and put it in a saucepan with a little bit of water over medium heat. The reason for the water is that it allows the fat to render out of the meat without coloring/cooking/burning. The water slowly evaporates and then the meat fries in its own fat. Delicious.


I let that go and set my sights on the apple. We sliced it into slices on a Japanese mandolin then julienned the slices. To prevent it from browning before we assembled our plates and to add a hint of acidity, we put the apple in a bowl of water spiked with a wee bit of lemon juice.


Side note on oxidation: what prevents things like apples and avocados from browning? Ascorbic acid, which is found most easily in two sources: vitamin C and citrus juice. I don't feel the need to crush my vitamins and mix it into water, so I went with the lemon.

We put the apple in the fridge and set our attention on the pancetta once again. The water had evaporated and the meat was frying nicely. Once it was brown and crispy and delicious, we drained the fat (but didn't throw it away! oh no, we have plans for that deliciousness) and set the meat aside.


The nice thing about these dishes is that all of the prep could easily be done at least a day ahead of time without any discernible loss in quality. That said, next we did the sauce, which if you've been paying attention is a balsamic brown butter. We put the butter in a pan over medium heat and let it melt. Once it started to bubble and then the bubbling subsided, the solids that settled on the bottom of the pan started to brown. Once the solids were golden brown and the butter gave off a nutty aroma, we removed it from the heat, squeezed in a bit of lemon juice (warning: watch out for bubble-over and splattering - use a big enough pan and hold it at arms length when doing this) and set it aside.



The only thing left for this prep was the squash, and that was still roasting away, so we set up the mise en place for the other part of this dish:


We cut the tomatoes and onion (I had a shallot, so I used that) into a small dice, shaved the kernels of corn off the cob, roughly chopped the cilantro and sliced the lime in half and juiced it. All of this got tossed in a bowl with some salt, pepper and olive oil. At first taste it was a little acidic and I didn't think the onion flavor was pronounced as I would have liked, so I added a bit more shallot and then some salt to counteract the acidity. Yes, salt does that.


The finished salsa went into the fridge to marinate, and the only other component to this dish was the crispy tortilla strips. I poured the vegetable oil into a pan and heated it to about 350 degrees. Now, I'll be the first to admit I rarely use a thermometer when I deep-fry at home. I probably should. You definitely should. I can usually just test the oil and know when it's at the right temp. For those of you without thermometers, here's a few ways that tend to work fairly reliably:

-before you turn the heat on, place a small chunk of raw potato at the bottom of the pan. once it turns golden brown, it's right around the proper frying temperature.
-once your oil is heated, it should take a piece of bread about 15 seconds to become golden brown. if it does, you're right around 350.

Anyway, while the oil was heated, we cut a few tortillas in half (so we had half-circles), then sliced those width-wise into a fine julienne. You'll notice my lovely Italian-flag themed cutlery - people liked to steal things when I went to school, so most people marked their knives.


When the oil was ready, I put about half of the tortillas in and let them fry away. Once they were golden brown and crunchy, I removed them from the pan with a spider onto a plate lined with paper towels. Right after I took them out, I seasoned them with salt and pepper. I fried the second batch, then set the whole pile aside.

About this time, the squash was lightly browned on top and was cooked through. Let me just say that a lot of books and tv shows advocate using a pairing knife to test cooked vegetables for doneness. Knives are sharp. They cut through things. They can cut through an under-done vegetable. See where I'm going with this? I use a spoon, and it hasn't failed me yet. The squash went into my trusty food processor, along with a pinch of salt and about a tablespoon of butter. That's it. No nutmeg. No cream. Just butternut squash-y awesomeness. I let that puree for about 30 seconds, scraped down the sides of the bowl, then pureed for another 30 or so seconds. The end result is creamy and smooth and fantastic.


So all of our prep was done and waiting (and by this point it was like 10pm), so the last thing we had to do was cook the scallops. Generally, when one pan-sears something, they take a stainless steel pan (NOT non-stick), heat it over high or medium-high heat, add some fat, wait for the fat to smoke, then put the thing being seared in the pan. This time was no exception, except for one thing: usually the fat of choice is (at least in restaurants) an olive oil blend or clarified butter. Remember that pork fat we drained off before? Oh yes, we cooked our scallops in lots of porky goodness. All the scallops were on a plate so I cracked some pepper over the top and seasoned liberally with kosher salt and set to searing. Originally I planned to do the cooking in 2 smaller pans, half with oil and half with pork fat, but due to the fact that some of the scallops weren't in the best of shape and well, I'm lazy, I decided to just move it all into 1 big-ass pan so I could knock it all out at once and keep an eye on everything.

small pan:

big pan:

Just to reiterate, here's the rundown on pan-searing:

1. Heat a stainless steel pan big enough to hold your food without crowding over high heat.
2. Once it's reasonably hot (not super hot or the oil might burn instantly... I've seen it happen), add enough fat to the pan to create a shimmer across the entire bottom of the pan. Not enough to where your food is swimming in fat, though. That's called frying.
3. Pat your protein dry and season with whatever tickles your fancy.
4. As soon as the the fat starts to smoke, carefully lay the food in the pan, away from you so as to avoid splashing hot fat all over your face... I've seen that happen too.
5. Leave the food alone. Don't poke it. Don't shake the pan. Let the food get a nice crust. Remember folks, color equals flavor.
6. Once the bottom side is nicely browned, carefully flip it over to cook the other side.
7. If the food you're cooking is particularly thick, you can do 1 of 2 things here. You can turn the heat down once you flip your food. This will allow the heat to cook through to the center without burning the outside. Alternatively, once you flip the food, you can throw the whole she-bang into a hot oven (350 or so will do nicely) until it's cooked to your liking.

Alright, so our scallops are cooked, and by cooked, I mean nicely seared on the outside and more or less raw in the center. This is the only way to enjoy scallops. I'm pretty sure the French have some sort of law about this. They're serious about their food. All of our components are ready, so now we plate:

Dish one goes like this: We put a spoonful of squash puree on our plate, lay a couple scallops on top, then drizzle some brown butter over and around the scallops. Around the plate goes a little balsamic reduction and crispy pancetta pieces. On top of it all, we make a little nest of (drained) apple and that's all she wrote.


Dish two is a lot easier: Scallops, salsa, tortillas. Done.


Here's the final shot with both dishes together.


So that was the first of hopefully many cooking... demonstrations, if you will... to come. For those of you interested, here's the recipes for what we did. I made all of this up on the spot, so these will be rough guidelines.

Pan-seared diver scallops with butternut squash puree, balsamic brown butter, crispy pancetta and fuji apple
8-10 large diver sea scallops, preferably dry-packed
kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
olive oil, vegetable oil, or reserved fat from pancetta
1 whole butternut squash
1 stick, plus 1 tablespoon unsalted butter
1/2 pound pancetta, proscuitto or bacon
1 fuji apple
1 lemon (squeezed, about 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon juice)

balsamic reduction:
1 cup balsamic vinegar
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 tablespoon butter (optional)

combine vinegar and sugar in a small saucepan and reduce over low heat until syrupy in consistency. do not allow the mixture to boil or it may burn. once reduced remove from heat and stir in butter, if using (this will give it a sheen and will give it a bit more unctuous mouthfeel).

Pan-seared diver scallops with raw corn salsa and crispy tortilla strips
8-10 large diver sea scallops, preferably dry-packed
1-2 large roma or heirloom tomatoes
1 medium to large shallot, or 1/2 small red onion
1 bunch cilantro
1 ear fresh corn in husk
juice of 1/2 lime
kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
extra virgin olive oil
5 corn tortillas
vegetable oil, for frying

For instructions, just scroll back to the top and read this whole thing again. :D

Sunday, September 14, 2008

semi-quasi-mini-quick blog

So although I previously said I had no intention of doing so, I think I might want to start another, separate blog where I cook through a book, start to finish. The twist (if you can even call it that) is that it's not going to be anything fancy, anything seemingly impossible or anything revolutionary. I just want to find a book, a good book, and start cooking. I was thinking something like Think Like A Chef, Simple To Spectacular, or Amuse Bouche (or it can be a book I don't already own... as long as I can get it). Something people are familiar with, but nothing crazy like The Professional Chef or one of my random big books that are nothing but Italian or Thai classics. I'd really appreciate some ideas or comments (if anyone out there actually reads this thing).

Saturday, September 13, 2008

mmm. ribs.

So today is going to a be a 2-post day: prepare yourself. These will both be firsts (for this blog, that is). The first of which is a culinary adventure in the form of eating at a local San Diego eatery: Phil's BBQ. I went with a couple of friends of mine, but for the sake of anonymity and in order to attempt to be kind of funny, I shall call them Don Juan and Seankykong. It's a rare occasion that we all have the same day off, so we decided to take advantage of that fact by going out and eating some bad-ass barbecue.


Phil's is somewhat of a(n) SD institution. It has lines out the door all day, and the portions are more than generous. While it's not dirt cheap (it's not crazy expensive either), you definitely get your money's worth. We showed up around 3 and there was line out the door and around the corner of the building. I would have included a picture, but I didn't want anybody to attack me. Here's a picture of the inside as soon as you enter the building and the line splits into two sections: to-go/phone orders and dine-in. There's generally never anyone in the to-go section, as least as far as I've encountered.


Both outside and inside, there are multiple menus plastered all over the walls and hanging from the ceiling. It seems a bit excessive, but it really helps the line move more quickly. They don't have an extensive menu, but they have a number of different variations of what they do offer and this leads to a pretty long menu in the end (there's quite a few side dishes to choose from as well).


We really only had to wait 10-15 minutes, despite the length of the line, which I've found is pretty typical. In addition to our food, I got some food for my gf (to go) and the total came to right around $70, with drinks (for you math majors out there, that's less than $2o a person). I got a "full rib" baby back ribs dinner (yes, I'm a gluttonous bastard), as did Don Juan, while Seankykong went with the more waistline friendly "half rib" dinner. I figured I'd have some leftovers to take home, so the sheer amount of food I was about to receive didn't worry me as much as it could have. I've been here before, so I'm relatively familiar with the menu and while I think the ribs are fantastic, I'm not super gung-ho about most of the sides. Consequently, I got a large order of macaroni salad, inside of two small sides.



Don Juan got mac salad and fries (with ranch) and Seankykong got baked beans and potato salad.




As I'm sure you can assume, it was freakin' fantastic. We more or less all demolished our plates in a timely fashion, all while watching one of the many strategically placed flat-panel tvs strewn about the place (for those of you interested in that sort of thing, Perdue was playing Oregon. football. fun stuff).

Drinks and to-go boxes (along with silverware, wet-naps and other amenities) are pretty much all self-serve, but there's still a number of employees walking around, clearing dirty plates, wiping down tables and making sure customers are more or less comfortable. It's a fun atmosphere and the food's really, really good. They even sell their bbq sauce in jars and you can buy Phil's BBQ clothing. If you live in SD or if you ever visit for one reason or another, this is definitely a place you should check out.

Phil's BBQ
3750 Sports Arena Blvd
(at Hancock St)
San Diego, CA 92110 (619) 226-6333
www.philsbbq.net
Hours:
Tue-Thu 11:00 a.m.-10:00 p.m.
Fri-Sat 11:00 a.m.-11:00 p.m.
Sun 11:00 a.m.-10:00 p.m.
Closed Mondays

The Alpha and the... Alpha.

Alright, so you're here. The question then beckons: why am I here?

The answer is actually quite simple. And by simple, I mean unnecessarily not simple. I like food. I like cooking food. I like reading about food. I like watching things concerning food. Food is more or less "my life", as it were.

Let's suspend this little tirade for a moment, shall we? Just for good measure, let us discuss who I am. I know you don't care, but hey... maybe you'll learn something (or waste valuable minutes of your life that you will never get back). So, my name is Mark, I'm a quarter century old and I am a cook. I cook a lot. I cook at work, I cook at home, I cook at other people's homes. It's what I do. My girlfriend says I'm "obsessed." I simply like to think of it as I'm a dedicated professional. What was I doing immediately before writing this blog? I was reading other food blogs and flipping through some cookbooks... yes, I'm a freak, but dammit, I likes me some food.

Back to the whole "why am i making a random blog about food when there's a million others out there already, most of which are probably more well made and have an actual point?" issue. I noticed while flipping through many of the food-related blogs out there that they all tend to have some sort of theme. There's one dedicated to the Bravo reality show Top Chef. There's one where the blog writer does nothing but make recipes from The French Laundry Cookbook. Now, even though these blogs are and will probably continue to be vastly superior to mine, this type of blog is not my intention. I just want to be able to write a bunch of random things about food. I want to learn new and exciting things, and then I can share them with you, the valuable reader.

So here's the plan: I'm going to eat at random places, both in San Diego and elsewhere. I'm going to cook food, both at home and at work. I'm going to teach classes on how to cook food. I might even have a guest blogger and/or cooker from time to time. I'm going to document all of these exciting adventures here, with as much full color, fancy photographic imagery as possible. Some may even be recaps of things past, because frankly, I don't get out a lot and I need to fill up space. That's the idea... let's all pray that it works. So formally and officially let me just say:

Greetings and Salutations, ladies and gentlemen. Let's get ready for some mind-blowing food-gasms.

Authors Note: Here is some random information I didn't think fit into all that stuff up there very smoothly, so I have presented it here in the form of helpful endnotes.

name: nargi
profession: cook, cooking class teacher, fun guy
where dost thou cook?: oceanaire seafood room, san diego wine & culinary center
education: art institute of california-san diego
"style": japanese, italian, new american, modern ("molecular gastronomy"... ugh)
location: san diego
age: 25
marital status: "single" for tax purposes, a girlfriend for other purposes


Incidentally, I'm pretty sure all of this stuff is in my profile... if you're interested. To make sure you come back, I've included a lovely picture of a cake I made (for the aforementioned girlfriend on her day of birth):