Alright, so it's quite late (early?) and I've been engaged in an epic play-through of Chrono Trigger.
I have the Food Network on in the background and I start hearing a voice that doesn't agree with me. I check out the TV and there's some show apparently called Good Deal with Dave Lieberman. I know nothing of this show. I know nothing of this guy. All I know is I want to smack him. The way he talks, the way he looks, the way he acts (and specifically the way he pronounces certain words) are all bugging the hell out of me. Who in the hell is this douche? Somebody help me out here.
By the way, he's "sauteing" (steaming way too much shit in a pan) onions, microwaving fontina cheese and using pan-seared top round roast for... Philly cheese steaks. Dude. Seriously. gross. And he's making a "Philly pretzel" by rolling out pizza dough into a log. Why am I still watching this?
There's like 3 good shows on the Food Network (for the record, Good Eats, Iron Chef and Dinner: Impossible). I don't get why they give half these people shows.
The Hearty Boys? It appears to be a gay couple making shitty catering food that you're supposed to make at home.
Semi-home made meals? "let's put some fresh broccoli on a hot pocket and it won't taste like shit anymore. i swear"
The... Neelys? I think that's their name. A couple of retards who can't cook. And they always say the most idiotic things (example: "thank god for taste buds" - what. the. fuck.)
I'm sure I could go on. aarrggrfgfghhhhh. I just don't get why people so undeserving of a show get to be on national television. Maybe I should show how to microwave a can of dog food and top it with cilantro and I'll get a show.
